You Might Be a Moodler

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's You Might be a Redneck - http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/comedy/jod/index.shtml

• If you have ever turned on a football game and and the orange uniforms of one team caused you to leap up from the sofa and check out moodle.org, you might be a Moodler.

• If you type "moodle.org" in your browser when you intend to type "google.com."

• If you look up recipes in moodle.org.

• If you look up recipes in moodle.org... and find them!

• If you can spell Dougiamas without having to look it up.

• If you can pronounce Dougiamas without having to look it up.

• If you check the Moodle forums at 8:30 on a Saturday night.

• If you find yourself heading to the bugtracker when the dishwasher is broken.

• If you start seeing double square brackets around words you don't know the translation of.

• If your neighbours wonder why you named your cats Helen and Howard.

• Your spouse wants you to take up golf again because they hate being a 'moodle widow(er)' more.

• You describe the color of something as "Moodle" orange.

• If you find yourself logging in to moodle.org during your summer holiday in Italy instead of enjoying the beautiful view or going to the beach. (Hi from Italy, Sigi)

• If you come all the way from Germany to the US during your summer holiday and in addition to visiting lots of places you must absolutely go to a small town in South Carolina to find out about the latest Moodle tricks

• You try to figure out how to grade e-mails from your friends without a drop down box

• You find moodle.org is down for some reason and the first thing you want to do is post on moodle.org about it.

• Every verb you use is 'to moodle'.

• You go into a Chinese restaurant and ask for a side order of Moodles with your Egg Foo Young.

• You know that the course id for Using Moodle is 5.

• And even if you drive a car, you always drive it in 5th gear.

• You throw away all but the orange M&M's.

• You eat all but the orange M&M's (and keep it for good feng shui in your desktop).

• You try to convince your wife and kids that there is a Disney Park in Perth.

• The homepage of your computer is http://www.moodle.org.

• The homepage of every computer you have ever laid hands on is http://www.moodle.org.

• You only recently discovered that typing an address in your browser takes you to a page outside Moodle.org

• You sometimes refer to your third child as 1.3

• Your default response to a rerun on TV is to fire up the laptop and check out moodle.org.

• If you put little labels on your TV's remote control that say... view.php?id=1, view.php?id=2, etc ...

• You have five browser windows open right now, four of which are Moodle sites.

• Reading the moodle.org forums is part of the morning routine: coffee, newspaper, wake up the children. . .

• You find yourself adding items in a a list that only the Moodle clique will understand.