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*You know that the course id for '''Using Moodle''' is 5.
*You know that the course id for '''Using Moodle''' is 5.
*And even if you drive a car, you always drive it in '''5'''th gear.


*You throw away all but the orange M&M's.
*You throw away all but the orange M&M's.
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* YOur default response to a rerun on TV is to fire up the laptop and check out moodle.org.
* YOur default response to a rerun on TV is to fire up the laptop and check out moodle.org.
*If you put little labels on the remote control taht say... view.php?id=1, view.php?id=2, etc ...

Revision as of 12:33, 9 September 2006

In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's You Might be a Redneck - http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/comedy/jod/index.shtml

  • If you have ever turned on a football game and and the orange uniforms of one team caused you to leap up from the sofa and check out moodle.org, you might be a Moodler.
  • If you type "moodle.org" in your browser when you intend to type "google.com."
  • If you can spell Dougiamas without having to look it up.
  • If you can pronounce Dougiamas without having to look it up.
  • If you check the Moodle forums at 8:30 on a Saturday night.
  • If you find yourself heading to the bugtracker when the dishwasher is broken.
  • If you start seeing double square brackets around words you don't know the translation of.
  • If your neighbours wonder why you named your cats Helen and Howard.
  • Your spouse wants you to take up golf again because they hate being a 'moodle widow(er)' more.
  • You describe the color of something as "Moodle" orange.
  • If you find yourself logging in to moodle.org during your summer holiday in Italy instead of enjoying the beautiful view or going to the beach. (Hi from Italy, Sigi)
  • If you come all the way from Germany to the US during your summer holiday and in addition to visiting lots of places you must absolutely go to a small town in South Carolina to find out about the latest Moodle tricks
  • You try to figure out how to grade e-mails from your friends without a drop down box
  • You find moodle.org is down for some reason and the first thing you want to do is post on moodle.org about it.
  • Every verb you use is 'to moodle'.
  • You go into a Chinese restaurant and ask for a side order of Moodles with your Egg Foo Young.
  • You know that the course id for Using Moodle is 5.
  • And even if you drive a car, you always drive it in 5th gear.
  • You throw away all but the orange M&M's.
  • You eat all but the orange M&M's (and keep it for good feng shui in your desktop).
  • You try to convince your wife and kids that there is a Disney Park in Perth.
  • You only recently discovered that typing an address in your browser takes you to a page outside Moodle.org
  • You sometimes refer to your third child as 1.3
  • YOur default response to a rerun on TV is to fire up the laptop and check out moodle.org.
  • If you put little labels on the remote control taht say... view.php?id=1, view.php?id=2, etc ...